Red Shirts is a non-governmental organisation dedicated to protecting the Earth and its inhabitants from invasion by malevolent dictatorships, alien overlords, evil criminal masterminds and as yet unclassified tyrants.
We have been carrying out this work tirelessly and without complaint since time immemorial, in fact many of our members have glady given their lives, often pointlessly, in order that peace might reign.
If you know of any threat to this planet please contact our emergency helpline (9.00am - 5.00pm Monday to Friday; 9.00am - 1.00pm Saturday) where one of our highly trained operators will take your details.
We can be contacted on 0800-AGH HELPME HELPME
Commander Futile
Acting Commander-in-Chief
Red Shirts Control (Call Centre Division)
Monday, July 16, 2007
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